Likbadbad is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest
walrus.
Likbadbad created Mount Everest four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Likbadbad, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Likbadbad, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Likbadbad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Likbadbad's Holy Commandments1. Never think about black holes.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Hide if five gulls approach from the west.
5. Always look after injured ducks.