Volsawboss is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, capable goose.

Volsawboss created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volsawboss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Volsawboss, she will turn you into a sheep.

Volsawboss' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Volsawboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Always treat whales with great respect.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.
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