Hugtargnatab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, irritating owl.

Hugtargnatab created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugtargnatab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hugtargnatab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hugtargnatab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Hugtargnatab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Do not make images of living things.