Omincumlarn is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, calm
dolphin.
Omincumlarn created a strange quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Omincumlarn, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Omincumlarn, it will turn you into a tree.
Omincumlarn's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Omincumlarn's Holy Commandments1. Always wear black.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Never mention turtles.
5. Always obey Omincumlarn's priests.