Omincumlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, calm dolphin.

Omincumlarn created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Omincumlarn, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Omincumlarn, it will turn you into a tree.

Omincumlarn's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Omincumlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Always obey Omincumlarn's priests.