Yikdusspan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever mouse.

Yikdusspan created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikdusspan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yikdusspan, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yikdusspan's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Yikdusspan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Yikdusspan loves goats, so they must be honoured.