Lidfomwit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, benevolent slug.

Lidfomwit created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Lidfomwit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lidfomwit, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lidfomwit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lidfomwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.