Dinwig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate yak.

Dinwig created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Dinwig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dinwig, she will have a low opinion of you.

Dinwig's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dinwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dinwig.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never run in the presence of snakes.