Pidtighad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive fairy.

Pidtighad created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidtighad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pidtighad, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pidtighad's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Pidtighad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pidtighad.

3. Never paint your feet yellow.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.