Nakyakbab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil squirrel.

Nakyakbab created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakyakbab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nakyakbab, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nakyakbab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Nakyakbab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Nakyakbab on top of important buildings.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nakyakbab.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.