Fadbetcin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty owl.

Fadbetcin created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadbetcin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fadbetcin, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fadbetcin's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fadbetcin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue snails for they are unholy.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Never write about planets.