Flyzen Hogrulxen is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered fly.

Flyzen Hogrulxen created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flyzen Hogrulxen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flyzen Hogrulxen, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Flyzen Hogrulxen's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Flyzen Hogrulxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.