Farnzagwee is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, temperamental frog.

Farnzagwee created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnzagwee, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Farnzagwee, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Farnzagwee's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Farnzagwee's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farnzagwee.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Never laugh near birds.

5. Always help ants.