Teenhomstaf Jipwandibdubhadflab Tapdabcin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident butterfly.

Teenhomstaf Jipwandibdubhadflab Tapdabcin created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenhomstaf Jipwandibdubhadflab Tapdabcin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Teenhomstaf Jipwandibdubhadflab Tapdabcin, he will turn you into a rock.

Teenhomstaf Jipwandibdubhadflab Tapdabcin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Teenhomstaf Jipwandibdubhadflab Tapdabcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Retreat if eight gulls approach from the east.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help sick goats.