Nillaggeb is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful narwhal.

Nillaggeb created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillaggeb, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nillaggeb, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nillaggeb's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nillaggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never laugh near manatees.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never mention foxes.