Hunappflat Ripranrat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical troll.

Hunappflat Ripranrat created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunappflat Ripranrat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hunappflat Ripranrat, she will boil you in a big pot.

Hunappflat Ripranrat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Hunappflat Ripranrat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never wear kilts.