Bamhubjad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving crow.

Bamhubjad created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamhubjad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bamhubjad, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bamhubjad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bamhubjad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.