Nabsafbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, dishonest dugong.

Nabsafbiss created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Nabsafbiss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nabsafbiss, she will torture you forever.

Nabsafbiss' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nabsafbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.