Artlibfum is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish wolf.

Artlibfum created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artlibfum, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Artlibfum, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Artlibfum's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Artlibfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Worship no other gods but Artlibfum.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not drink alcohol.