Arndidcam is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, confident shrew.

Arndidcam created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arndidcam, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Arndidcam, he will throw large rocks at you.

Arndidcam's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Arndidcam's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not listen to music.