Milquillrattalfob is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered grasshopper.

Milquillrattalfob created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Milquillrattalfob, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Milquillrattalfob, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Milquillrattalfob's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Milquillrattalfob's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Milquillrattalfob.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.