Zedneglop is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, pitiless snail.

Zedneglop created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedneglop, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zedneglop, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Zedneglop's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Zedneglop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must pray to Zedneglop seven times a day.

5. Worship no other gods but Zedneglop.