Nillkarstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful hyena.

Nillkarstrag created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillkarstrag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nillkarstrag, she will turn you into a rat.

Nillkarstrag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nillkarstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tortoises.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.