Bathugsit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful mongoose.

Bathugsit created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bathugsit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bathugsit, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bathugsit's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bathugsit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Hide if eight swans approach from the north.