Hunsigtaf is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, annoying fly.

Hunsigtaf created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunsigtaf, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hunsigtaf, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hunsigtaf's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hunsigtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always obey Hunsigtaf's priests.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.