Wadkimfeb Futyamham is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, staggering donkey.

Wadkimfeb Futyamham created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadkimfeb Futyamham, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wadkimfeb Futyamham, he will come to you in dreams.

Wadkimfeb Futyamham's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Wadkimfeb Futyamham's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three monkeys approach from the west.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never bounce in the presence of swans.

5. Never eat pineapples.