Dantonkmap is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, fussy capybara.

Dantonkmap created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dantonkmap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dantonkmap, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dantonkmap's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dantonkmap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dantonkmap.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Dantonkmap loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.