Donguppaggedhonmat Tailzaghab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous clam.

Donguppaggedhonmat Tailzaghab created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Donguppaggedhonmat Tailzaghab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Donguppaggedhonmat Tailzaghab, it will turn you into a rock.

Donguppaggedhonmat Tailzaghab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Donguppaggedhonmat Tailzaghab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Donguppaggedhonmat Tailzaghab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never look at galaxies.