Tigpagril is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful wren.

Tigpagril created light two years ago.

If you believe in Tigpagril, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tigpagril, she will torture you forever.

Tigpagril's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tigpagril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hide from magenta bats for they are unholy.