Yaryaryik is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, moody parrot.

Yaryaryik created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaryaryik, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yaryaryik, it will remove you from existence.

Yaryaryik's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yaryaryik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never run in the presence of turtles.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.