Hublapxem is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, annoying hummingbird.

Hublapxem created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Hublapxem, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hublapxem, he will turn you into a rat.

Hublapxem's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hublapxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never mention eagles.

3. Hublapxem loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Do not take Hublapxem's name in vain.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.