Hatmotpop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain mongoose.

Hatmotpop created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatmotpop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hatmotpop, he will not care.

Hatmotpop's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hatmotpop's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hatmotpop.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.