Davyikont is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, temperamental gerbil.

Davyikont created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Davyikont, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Davyikont, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Davyikont's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Davyikont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.