Funripgom is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, fast wasp.

Funripgom created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Funripgom, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Funripgom, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Funripgom's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Funripgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide if six hamsters approach from the south.