Kenbedlop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, slow dragonfly.

Kenbedlop created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenbedlop, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kenbedlop, she will turn you into a rock.

Kenbedlop's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Kenbedlop's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kenbedlop.

2. Feed all hungry seals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Respect your elders.