Popgofsak is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, stupid lion.

Popgofsak created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Popgofsak, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Popgofsak, she will turn you into a frog.

Popgofsak's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Popgofsak's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide from gray bats for they are unholy.

4. Never paint your head cyan.

5. Never bounce in holy places.