Kanwegnut is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, kind wombat.

Kanwegnut created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanwegnut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kanwegnut, he will not invite you to parties.

Kanwegnut's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kanwegnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.