Titvongum is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, merciless giraffe.

Titvongum created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titvongum, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Titvongum, she will cry a lot.

Titvongum's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Titvongum's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.