Miggudmidtap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, moody bear.

Miggudmidtap created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miggudmidtap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Miggudmidtap, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Miggudmidtap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Miggudmidtap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect six zinc sculptures of Miggudmidtap on top of important buildings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about fire.