Flisbimsad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, idiotic lobster.

Flisbimsad created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisbimsad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flisbimsad, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Flisbimsad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Flisbimsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about galaxies.