Flishenzim Cebdintad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, staggering wasp.

Flishenzim Cebdintad created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Flishenzim Cebdintad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flishenzim Cebdintad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flishenzim Cebdintad's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Flishenzim Cebdintad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

3. Hide from turquoise grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Never feed cherries to hamsters while wearing green shirts.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flishenzim Cebdintad.