Fomnillit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited owl.

Fomnillit created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomnillit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fomnillit, it will turn you into a puffin.

Fomnillit's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fomnillit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fomnillit.

3. Put Fomnillit first in all things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help cats.