Zaggen Sterhunnut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, almighty swallow.

Zaggen Sterhunnut created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaggen Sterhunnut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zaggen Sterhunnut, he will turn you into a goat.

Zaggen Sterhunnut's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Zaggen Sterhunnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Never paint your head purple.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help great tits.