Nanvanpig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, capable centaur.

Nanvanpig created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanvanpig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nanvanpig, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Nanvanpig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nanvanpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never sit in the presence of squirrels.

3. Worship no other gods but Nanvanpig.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. Never talk about black holes.