Tenbossbog is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent scorpion.

Tenbossbog created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Tenbossbog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tenbossbog, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tenbossbog's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tenbossbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not take Tenbossbog's name in vain.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Feed all hungry cats.