List is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, contented fairy.

List created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in List, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in List, he will be very unhappy.

List's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

List's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.