Xenlidtaf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless jaguar.

Xenlidtaf created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenlidtaf, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xenlidtaf, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Xenlidtaf's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Xenlidtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not take Xenlidtaf's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.