Cumdityar is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, uncaring duck.

Cumdityar created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumdityar, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cumdityar, it will turn you into a frog.

Cumdityar's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cumdityar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not kill cats.