Kadnabpangxin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, sapient cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kadnabpangxin created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadnabpangxin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kadnabpangxin, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Kadnabpangxin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Kadnabpangxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Kadnabpangxin loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.