Wantinlab is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish
human.
Wantinlab created oxygen six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wantinlab, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Wantinlab, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Wantinlab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Wantinlab's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Always obey Wantinlab's priests.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never laugh in the presence of pigs.
5. Never think about asteroids.