Wantinlab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish human.

Wantinlab created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wantinlab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wantinlab, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wantinlab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wantinlab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always obey Wantinlab's priests.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never laugh in the presence of pigs.

5. Never think about asteroids.