Lunbaptab is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, idiotic
whale.
Lunbaptab created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lunbaptab, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Lunbaptab, he will throw large rocks at you.
Lunbaptab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Lunbaptab's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not bounce in public.
3. Retreat if four ducks approach from the east.
4. You must love Lunbaptab.
5. Never write about galaxies.